The Flask Tie

Drinking on the job has never been easier, as a new neck tie doubles as a flask, allowing hardworking professionals to slack off and swig while working. The FlaskTie merely looks like a blue and white striped tie, but can hold up to half a pint of one’s favorite liquor. The narrow part of the tie, which never served a purpose ever before, is now functional, with a nozzle at the end of it, allowing users to drink directly from it. The FlaskTie retails for $30, and will certainly derail productivity. (elitedaily)